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avatar wackjobbery 7 day.ago

What do you call a ramp at the airport?

An inclined plane. \[My 6yo daughter and I co-wrote this joke -- at an airport!\]

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It was out in bumfuck nowhere.

2. I asked my wife and 10yr old son "What should we do for my 32nd birthday?

To which my son replied "Why is your birthday only going to be 30 seconds?" - Haha this really happened and it was hilarious.

3. Can you imagine, my neighbour banged on my door at 3.30 am!

Lucky for him, I was still up practising my drums.

4. Tom Cruise owns a highlands distillery in this upcoming film

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5. A man was admitted to hospital with 6 plastic horses up his butt.

Doctors described his condition as "stable".

6. Little Johnny was in school learning about Scandinavia when his teacher asked him to use the word "Nordic" in a sentence.

Little Johnny replied,"That girl may may dress like a guy, but she has neither balls Nordic "

7. I wasn’t a fan of the new Minion movie,

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8. So there we are, both in Egypt and we each have a little toot. What’ve we got?

A Tutankhamun.

9. I realized that Mike Tyson isn't religious.

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